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Re: Really Bad or Corny Jokes
« Reply #240 on Jul 19, 2007, 5:32pm »
Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day and they both go before the Angels to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angels must decide which of them gets in. The head Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please the angels to be able to see them every day, for eternity."

The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, gargles, then spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

The Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"

"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are!"
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« Reply #241 on Aug 16, 2007, 9:21am »
My dog's a blacksmith. Every time we open the front door he makes a bolt for it. :)

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Re: Really Bad or Corny Jokes
« Reply #242 on Aug 31, 2007, 11:06am »
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

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Re: Really Bad or Corny Jokes
« Reply #243 on Oct 4, 2007, 2:15am »
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
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Re: Really Bad or Corny Jokes
« Reply #244 on Oct 23, 2007, 1:45am »
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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Re: Really Bad or Corny Jokes
« Reply #245 on Jul 10, 2008, 9:34am »
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!"
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