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Post by reg on May 8, 2006 10:48:23 GMT
What do you get if you cross an Elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks  |
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Post by reg on May 8, 2006 10:52:09 GMT
What do you call a cat that swallows a duck?
A duck-filled-fatty-pus
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Post by baddabing on May 9, 2006 14:40:18 GMT
What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-pus #roflmao# #roflmao# |
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Post by baddabing on May 9, 2006 14:41:37 GMT
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
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Post by baddabing on May 9, 2006 14:48:34 GMT
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! #party0049#
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Post by specialk on May 9, 2006 15:44:15 GMT
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Post by reg on May 10, 2006 9:25:19 GMT
Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the Mooooooooooooooooooooovies |
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Post by specialk on May 16, 2006 14:08:22 GMT
eeeek reg that is bad  A white horse walks into a pub and the landlord says ere we have a whiskey named after you. The horse says what Eric !................ |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 16, 2006 18:08:43 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on May 17, 2006 9:55:19 GMT
Attempted Suicide
One day, an old lady decided that she didn't want to live anymore. So she went to the doctor and asked, ''What's the best way to kill yourself?'' The doctor told her, ''Well, shooting yourself in the heart is a fast method.'' She asked him, ''Where's the heart located?'' The doctor said, ''It's three fingers below the nipple.''
Later on, the police and paramedics arrive at her house. When the paramedic asks what happened, one officer says, ''We found her on the floor with a gunshot wound to the knee.''
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on May 24, 2006 11:16:03 GMT
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy c*ap, a talking muffin!"
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Post by reg on May 24, 2006 11:27:15 GMT
I went to the doctors when I had a peanut stuck up my bum He told me to drink hot chocolate and it would come out a TREET |
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