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Post by happy on Mar 3, 2006 20:41:34 GMT
there once was a man called winafew and when he lost couronne he went blue he got wound up in his head he almost ended up dead and broken in halve his beloved cue HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG lil chickelt you are so fearless!! Just got to love it!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 4, 2006 10:03:13 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh# you can borrow my cue
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Post by reg on Mar 8, 2006 16:01:05 GMT
An epicure dining at Crewe Found a very large bug in his stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout And wave it about, Or the rest will be wanting one too."
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Post by specialk on Mar 9, 2006 1:58:44 GMT
where do you get them from reg lol hehehe
Happy was so good with the puck She didn't rely on just luck but those who did push got it straight in the mush that they surrendered and said oh (blimey that was harsh)
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Post by reg on Mar 9, 2006 15:31:03 GMT
There once was a lady from Hyde, Who ate a green apple and died, While her lover lamented, The apple fermented, and made cider inside her inside.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 9, 2006 15:45:10 GMT
There was a young Lady from Bude, Who went for a swim in a lake. A man in a punt, Stuck a pole in her ear. And said "You can't swim here, it's private"........... ;D
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Post by specialk on Mar 9, 2006 15:46:04 GMT
There was a young Lady from Bude, Who went for a swim in a lake. A man in a punt, Stuck a pole in her ear. And said "You can't swim here, it's private"........... ;D lol - nutter
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Little*Chick*
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Post by Little*Chick* on Mar 9, 2006 17:48:46 GMT
omg spursy that dont even rhyme!!! lolol
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Post by reg on Mar 14, 2006 14:20:54 GMT
The limerick's callous and crude, Its morals distressingly lewd; It's not worth the reading By persons of breeding - It's designed for us vulgar and rude.
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Post by specialk on Mar 20, 2006 21:32:09 GMT
there was a young man called war who when he lost in a tourney got sore he was all out of luck so he went for a cup of tea but still he came back for some more
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Post by reg on Mar 23, 2006 16:10:12 GMT
I always read limerics with glee while bending down on one knee I laugh till I shudder Like milk in an udder But the milk in my pants is just pee.
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