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Post by Winafew on Aug 7, 2006 11:16:33 GMT
i like the bare neccessities the simple bare neccessities the simple bare neccessities of life #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# bear with him folks...
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Post by reg on Aug 9, 2006 10:00:20 GMT
Can't help it but I have to say Polar Bears STINK #pukey#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 9, 2006 15:10:36 GMT
Can't help it but I have to say Polar Bears STINK #pukey# apparently they dont like your artershave either
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Post by reg on Aug 10, 2006 9:47:32 GMT
Can't help it but I have to say Polar Bears STINK #pukey# apparently they dont like your artershave either Dont use artershave m8 I use aftershave #roflmao#
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Post by Winafew on Aug 10, 2006 16:37:43 GMT
and he uses aftersuave..
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 11, 2006 9:05:27 GMT
apparently they dont like your artershave either Dont use artershave m8 I use aftershave #roflmao# well change it then #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on Aug 16, 2006 15:01:03 GMT
To what ?
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 17, 2006 17:36:13 GMT
something the bears like...................um........
eau de seal......... ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 23, 2006 14:39:52 GMT
Q: How do you put a polar bear into a refrigerator? A: It's easy - just open the door. Polar bears like cold places.
Q: How do you put a walrus into a refrigerator? A: Just open the door, tell the polar bear to get out, stuff the walrus in, and close the door.
Q: There is a big animal meeting in the Arctic. All the animals are supposed to be there but one animal isn't. Which one is missing? A: The walrus - it's still locked in the refrigerator.
Q: You have to paddle your kayak across water where dangerous polar bears swim. How will you do this without becoming polar bear lunch? A: Just paddle across - all the polar bears are at the big animal meeting - don't you remember?
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 25, 2006 13:16:21 GMT
A baby polar bear asks his mother ''Mommy, am I 100% polar bear?'' The mother looks up in thought, and replies ''Well, your father is 100% polar bear, and I'm 100% polar bear, so I'd say yes, you're 100% polar bear.''
Not satisfied with this answer, the baby polar bear goes to his father and asks ''Daddy, am I 100% polar bear?'' The father pauses briefly, and responds ''Well, your mom's parents were both 100% polar bear, and my parents were both 100% polar bear, so yes, you're 100% polar bear.'' The father then looks at his son and says ''why do you ask?''
The son replies ''because I'm FU**ING FREEZING!!!!''
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Post by Admin on Sept 30, 2006 18:58:25 GMT
I still dont like the big ugly things...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 2, 2006 10:17:19 GMT
I still dont like the big ugly things... Russian shot putters? ;D
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