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Post by Admin on Nov 10, 2005 8:39:24 GMT
not while I can shoot them..
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Post by specialk on Nov 11, 2005 8:41:13 GMT
awwwwwwwww I love ya mum
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Post by reg on Nov 11, 2005 9:45:25 GMT
A guy is forced to live in a remote Eskimo villiage but is having trouble interacting with the villiagers. Finally he corners one of them and asks why they won't talk to him.
The villiager responds that he has not been initiated as a man. He ask's what do I have to do?
The villiager says, first you have to drink 2 bottles of Russian Vodka, then you have to go into a cave and kill a polar bear with your bear hands, then to seal your induction into manhood you have to make love for 10 hours straight with one of our women.
The man says he will do it. That night there's a big party to initiate the stranger. Everyone sits around the fire and they pass him a bottle of Vodka. He down's about half without much trouble, bet the second half is much more difficult. Finally he finishes it, and they pass him another. He finally manages to finish off the second bottle and the crowd claps and sings. Then he tried to get up but fell over drunk.
The Chief picks him up and points him in the direction of the polar bear cave. He staggers over and climbs in. Suddenly there's a huge commotion from within the cave. Bears growling and him screaming and wailing in pain. Half an hour later he stumbles out of the cave, Torn to shreds, bloodied, and half dead. He turns to the crowd and drunkenly says,
Okeee now where's the woman I gotta kill?
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Post by Admin on Nov 11, 2005 13:01:05 GMT
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 11, 2005 15:08:58 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by specialk on Nov 14, 2005 8:51:48 GMT
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 14, 2005 10:04:19 GMT
;D ;D heheheh reg ;D ;D and here's looking at you kid Awwwwwww...........hes winking at you ( thank god for spell check) ;D
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Post by Admin on Nov 16, 2005 9:57:59 GMT
oh.. look, he has snott in his eye...good.. ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 16, 2005 10:02:11 GMT
oh.. look, he has snott in his eye...good.. ;D hes just giving you his "I'm going to get you wink" ;D ;D
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Post by specialk on Nov 16, 2005 21:55:40 GMT
I don't know what he is looking at - must be a boy I guess - awwwwwwwww sweet though
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 16, 2005 22:02:00 GMT
i think hes farting ;D
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Post by specialk on Nov 16, 2005 22:03:49 GMT
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