Little*Chick*
'The Big Mini Mod' 
Even better than my Mum
x..mwaw..x
Posts: 1,389
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Post by Little*Chick* on Jun 5, 2006 15:00:14 GMT
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Post by Broken Angel on Jun 5, 2006 17:56:12 GMT
omg this is hilarious lmao!!!  Grrr! #banghead# |
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Post by specialk on Jun 5, 2006 19:14:52 GMT
omg this is hilarious lmao!!! Grrr! #banghead# grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bl**dy grrrrrrrrrrrrrr from here too lol  #banghead# #banghead# #banghead# #banghead# |
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Post by Admin on Jun 8, 2006 8:37:28 GMT
I removed the post and deleted the addy as it crashed my pc..SERIOUS!!!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 8, 2006 9:41:39 GMT
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Little*Chick*
'The Big Mini Mod'
Even better than my Mum
x..mwaw..x
Posts: 1,389
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Post by Little*Chick* on Jun 10, 2006 21:48:15 GMT
its not my fault it crashed HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!!
ok then this isnt a viedo but look at this lolol
winafew i understand if u doont understand this ok but have a go!!!
Mc Donalds Job Application
This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
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Post by Admin on Jun 11, 2006 9:38:43 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# .. now thats funny..
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 11, 2006 10:07:10 GMT
i think he works in my local Mc's
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by Admin on Jun 11, 2006 10:33:49 GMT
I think there is one in every branch..  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jun 11, 2006 11:49:48 GMT
I think there is one in every branch.. yeah!!....fast food my ar se |
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Post by specialk on Jun 12, 2006 10:30:25 GMT
hahah good post lc - very funny
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Little*Chick*
'The Big Mini Mod'
Even better than my Mum
x..mwaw..x
Posts: 1,389
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Post by Little*Chick* on Jun 22, 2006 16:43:01 GMT
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