Post by toasted on Nov 28, 2005 23:25:25 GMT
The Van Persie one is my favourite #laugh# #laugh#
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother,
You all f@*k one another The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
Newcastle fans towards Sunderlandfans.
"Going down, going down, going down..."
Sunderlandfans replied.....
"So are we, so are we, so are we..."
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F**K YOU!!
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad .
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
(To the tune of The Addams Family) by fans visiting Norwich: Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother,
You all f@*k one another The Norwich family
der der der der clap clap etc
Newcastle fans towards Sunderlandfans.
"Going down, going down, going down..."
Sunderlandfans replied.....
"So are we, so are we, so are we..."
"Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?"
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed!:
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
(To the tune of Craig David - Rewind):
"VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - MOLEST HER"
To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song): "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next"
He's here, he's there
We're not allowed to swear
Frank Leboeuf, Frank Leboeuf"
Chelsea fans after Leboeuf said in a radio interview that he didn't like the idea of a swear word in his song.
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome.....
*in style of Chim-Chiminey*
"Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F**K YOU!!
In reference to Jaime Carragher's dad being banned from football stadia after being arrested for being drunk at a football match..
He's red, He's sound, He's banned from every ground, Carra's dad, Carra's dad .
To the tune of Rebel Rebel
Neville Neville, you play in defence, Neville Neville, your play is immense, Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad, Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore, He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet. He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy gorams"...
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
