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Post by baddabing on May 16, 2006 14:10:20 GMT
I know he's a good footballer etc but he is a bit FIK.
Here are some light hearted jokes about him...
David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly. Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers "Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."
"And that's good?" asks Posh. "You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."
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David Beckham has gone crazy believing Posh has been having an affair on him. In manic rage, he goes out and buys a gun. He rushes home to confront his wife, and finds her in bed with none other than Ruud Van Nistelroy. Devastated, Beckham takes out the gun and points it at his own head. "No, David don't do it." Posh cries jumping up from her spot underneath the covers...."I'm sorry and I know we can work this out." "Shut up and sit back Victoria." Beckham replies. "You're next."
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Post by Admin on May 16, 2006 14:13:43 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on May 16, 2006 14:24:21 GMT
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Post by specialk on May 16, 2006 14:26:27 GMT
eeek sorry victor in advance (take it off if too much)
never mind Victor... I decided it was too much.. #adminpower#
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Post by baddabing on May 16, 2006 14:32:01 GMT
eeek sorry victor in advance (take it off if too much) Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and Posh? A: Posh Spice doesn't kick back when she's taken from behind. a bit risque but funny. here's a clean one for you. On the golf course with David Seaman, Becks spends ages lining up a shot. "Come on," Says the goalkeeper. "Get a move on." "Sorry mate," Says Becks. "It's just that I know Victoria is watching from the clubhouse and I want to make the perfect shot." "Nah," says Seaman. "You'll never hit her from there."
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Post by baddabing on May 16, 2006 14:33:08 GMT
one for the road.. Young David wants to earn himself a bit of pocket money, so he offers his services around the neighbourhood doing odd jobs. His neighbour says to him, "OK, I'll give you twenty pounds if you paint my porch while I'm out at work." "Right you are," says David, thrilled and sets to work. When the neighbour comes back from work that evening, he finds David looking as pleased as punch. "Did you get the work done?" he asks him "Absolutely," replies David, " infact I gave it two coats. Oh just one thing - its actually a ferrari....!"
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