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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Feb 24, 2006 18:11:02 GMT
1. AT LUNCH, SIT IN YOUR PARKED CAR WITH SUNGLASSES ON AND POINT A HAIRDRYER AT PASSING CARS. SEE IF THEY SLOW DOWN. 2. PAGE YOURSELF OVER THE INTERCOM. DON'T DISGUISE YOUR VOICE.
3. EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
4. PUT YOUR GARBAGE CAN ON YOUR DESK AND LABEL IT "IN" 5. WHEN TRYING ON CLOTHES IN A DRESSING ROOM, YELL OUT "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE" 6. IN THE MEMO FIELD OF ALL YOUR CHECKS, WRITE "FOR SPECIAL FAVORS" 7. FINISH ALL YOUR SENTENCES WITH "IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE PROPHECY" 8. DONT USE PUNCTUATION 9. AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE, SKIP RATHER THAN WALK. 10. SPECIFY THAT YOUR DRIVE-THRU ORDER IS "TO GO"
11. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA 12. GO TO A POETRY RECITAL AND ASK WHY THE POEMS DON'T RHYME 13. PUT MOSQUITO NETTING AROUND YOUR WORK AREA AND PLAY TROPICAL SOUNDS ALL DAY. 14. WHEN THE MONEY COMES OUT THE ATM, SCREAM "I WON I WON!"
15. WHEN LEAVING THE ZOO, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE LOOSE!" 16. TELL YOUR CHILDREN OVER DINNER, "DUE TO THE ECONOMY, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LET ONE OF YOU GO."
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Post by happy on Feb 24, 2006 18:17:04 GMT
hahahaha all very funny! Id like to try this though 11. SING ALONG AT THE OPERA ;D ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 24, 2006 18:19:34 GMT
mama mia mama mia mama mia figaro #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie# #singingsmilie#
#roflmao# #roflmao#
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Little*Chick*
'The Big Mini Mod'
Even better than my Mum
x..mwaw..x
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Post by Little*Chick* on Feb 24, 2006 21:43:24 GMT
lololol
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Post by Autumn Bound on Feb 26, 2006 20:15:17 GMT
Great stuff, lol funniest one yet!
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 13:57:27 GMT
EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT.
#roflmao#
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Post by specialk on May 24, 2006 14:33:18 GMT
EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT. #roflmao# then when they start doing it back to you - have a t shirt printed saying "If I had wanted fries with it I would have asked"
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 14:34:19 GMT
EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU TO DO SOMETHING, ASK IF THEY WANT FRIES WITH THAT. #roflmao# then when they start doing it back to you - have a t shirt printed saying "If I had wanted fries with it I would have asked" #roflmao#
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 14:36:40 GMT
or would you like a shake with your fries?
#party0049# #party0049# #party0049# #party0049#
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Post by reg on May 24, 2006 15:37:44 GMT
WHEN LEAVING THE FORUM, START RUNNING TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT, YELLING "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THEY'RE LOOSE!"
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on May 24, 2006 20:10:58 GMT
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Post by baddabing on May 25, 2006 0:00:38 GMT
looking at your sig I would say that your um ears have been modified slightly!!
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