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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 6, 2005 14:05:40 GMT
Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they're always going on about how Tofu + Quorn, etc ''tastes exactly like the real thing'', they won't know the difference. ;D
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Post by reg on Oct 6, 2005 14:12:15 GMT
I was given a tip once I was told when I went for a pee in the pub leave a note by my glass saying dont drink I peed in it so I did when I came back there was another note saying so did I
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Post by Admin on Oct 6, 2005 15:17:02 GMT
dont do brain surgery on yourself...
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 6, 2005 15:59:42 GMT
dont do brain surgery on yourself... can i practise on you first ;D
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Post by toasted on Oct 6, 2005 19:32:46 GMT
Cheer loudly at 8.00pm each Saturday to fool the neighbours into thinking you have won the Lottery.
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Post by toasted on Oct 6, 2005 19:34:15 GMT
Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 6, 2005 19:37:25 GMT
Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and grazes with thin strips of bacon. ;D #laugh# #laugh# ..........cruel ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 6, 2005 19:39:13 GMT
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
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Post by toasted on Oct 6, 2005 19:51:26 GMT
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. hahaha i just inhaled my beer. #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Oct 6, 2005 21:25:28 GMT
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. PMSL you're totally bl**dy mad
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Post by happy on Oct 6, 2005 21:28:51 GMT
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. Hahaha can u put pics of your garment on the pics thread lololol im laughing
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 6, 2005 21:37:14 GMT
Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone. Hahaha can u put pics of your garment on the pics thread lololol im laughing wheres that t - shirt that had the curry stain.......haha posted
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