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Post by Admin on Oct 7, 2005 14:58:09 GMT
A mousetrap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from going back to sleep. #sleeping# wrongzzzzzzz #sleeping#
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Post by toasted on Oct 7, 2005 17:59:09 GMT
Avoid being wheel-clamped by jacking your car up, removing the wheels and locking them safely in the boot until you return. ;D
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Post by toasted on Oct 7, 2005 18:29:50 GMT
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 7, 2005 18:54:36 GMT
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on...
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Post by specialk on Oct 7, 2005 19:17:45 GMT
Don't buy expensive 'ribbed' condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on... reminds me of the joke how do you know when you have a selfish boyfriend? He wears the ribbed condoms inside out ;D ;D
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Post by specialk on Oct 7, 2005 19:23:57 GMT
Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you've taken anabolic steroids by running a bit slower. ;D hahahahahhah that is very funny xx
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Post by toasted on Oct 7, 2005 19:48:50 GMT
Drill a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 7, 2005 20:44:22 GMT
Drill a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed. lmao..........now i can sleep at night
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Post by happy on Oct 7, 2005 20:57:36 GMT
Drill a one inch diameter hole in your refrigerator door. This will allow you to check that the light goes off when the door is closed. lmao..........now i can sleep at night You can always do it for the rest of us ;D Then we all can sleep tonight
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Post by toasted on Oct 7, 2005 21:05:07 GMT
A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.
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Post by Admin on Oct 7, 2005 22:49:40 GMT
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 7, 2005 22:54:04 GMT
what happens if the light does not go out? just unplug it
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