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Post by Admin on Sept 23, 2005 8:33:02 GMT
yes.. its us wonderful guys Vs the airheads.. ;D
nothing too personal now...
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Post by Admin on Sept 23, 2005 11:07:37 GMT
He thinks: I must go down the pub.. She thinks: oh my god.. what do I wear to go down the pub...  #beerchug# |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 23, 2005 11:11:19 GMT
He thinks....." oh god she's coming with me #pengydie#
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Post by Admin on Sept 23, 2005 11:15:06 GMT
He thinks....." oh god she's coming with me #pengydie#  |
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Post by reg on Sept 23, 2005 11:19:16 GMT
I said Get your coat i'm going to the pub She said Am I coming with you I said No i'm turning the central heating off  |
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Post by Admin on Sept 23, 2005 11:33:25 GMT
#mad-at-pc#
working with pmt..
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Post by reg on Sept 23, 2005 11:37:10 GMT
One of our female members is NOT HAPPY  |
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Post by specialk on Sept 23, 2005 11:48:15 GMT
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Post by reg on Sept 23, 2005 11:58:33 GMT
If Premiership Teams Were Women
Read this selection of Premiership teams and the women they are most like. Plus an extra one for a team that used grace our top league. Read on...
a*senal - Angelina Jolie
Looks good, a bit maverick at times and you know they have the
potential to really screw you over
Aston Villa - Dido
One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really
Birmingham City - Mariah Carey
Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick
Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes
Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying.
Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia
Always looks like she might go down but never does
Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon
Chirpy *manhood*ney with the ability to spring a few surprises
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens
Every bit looks good from all angles. But what is she doing with that prick
Everton - Barbara Windsor
Been laughing at those t*ts so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good
Fulham - Andrea Corr
Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame
Leicester City - Patsy Palmer
Generally a bit c*ap and second rate really, but some people like her
Leeds United - Lisa Scott Lee
Dirty Lee
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor
Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work
when put together.
Man City - Madonna
Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars.
Nice new home though
Man United - Jordan
Dominated by t*ts. Screwed by Dwight Yorke. Quite repulsive
really
Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson
Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to
speak of.
Newcastle United - Christina Aguillera
Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though.
Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde
On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's
going to do next
Southampton - Kylie Minogue
Sometimes you feel sorry for them, they’re not huge and you've got a
bit of a soft spot.
Tottenham - Joan Collins
Used to look good, but living on past glories.
Additional one more...
West Ham - Britney Spears
Been threatening to go down for the last few years, but finally did
it this year.
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Post by specialk on Sept 23, 2005 12:12:33 GMT
he says "I'm off to the pub" She says "OK" She says "I'm off to the pub" he says "who you going with? , which one you going to? don't talk to any men? "what time will you be back" "don't spend too much money" "don't get pi**sed" "make me a cup of tea before you go will ya" (incase he has forgotten where the kettle is) after listening to that all entusiasm for going to pub is dead and they have probably called last orders anyway!  |
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Post by Admin on Sept 23, 2005 13:06:44 GMT
yes.. its us wonderful guys Vs the airheads.. ;D nothing too personal now... you bad bad bad bad bad man  bad and mad.. but at least I'm funny..   |
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Sept 23, 2005 16:15:02 GMT
I see you started without us as usual |
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