Real or Artificial Tree

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Real or Artificial Tree Dec 9, 2005 9:49:00 GMT

Post by specialk on Dec 9, 2005 9:49:00 GMT

Wow went shopping yesterday and was amazed at how many artificial trees are about - even a purple one (erm why - pink I get but a purple tree) so do you have a real one or an artificial one?

I go for the real thing but always look at this checklist before buying.

Signs You Bought A Bad Christmas Tree

1.It's two feet tall, forty feet wide

2. Salesman's opening line: "You're not a cop, are you?"

3. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers
stuck into it

4 . While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride

5. Each branch has "Duraflame" printed on it

6. It keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list

7. It's very small and says "Air Freshener" on it

8. Rabbi's have better Christmas trees than yours

9. Some guy named Akbar puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it

and number one reason, you bought a bad christmas tree:

10. It's constantly bragging about its "trunk size"

CmonYouSpurs Global Moderator Tottenham Hotposter I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. Posts: 12,081	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 9, 2005 10:17:15 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 9, 2005 10:17:15 GMT well seeing Greg has the needle about christmas he can stand in th corner and be my tree ;D

Bizzie Lizzie Deputy Couronne Meet God Queen of Hugs Posts: 1,470	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 9, 2005 18:12:15 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Dec 9, 2005 18:12:15 GMT He wont like that. It means he has to shove himself up a fairys bum ;D Ewwwwwwww

Broken Angel Senior Member Posts: 825	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 9, 2005 23:27:58 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Broken Angel on Dec 9, 2005 23:27:58 GMT I have a white artificial tree.

Admin Forum Administrator Posts: 8,537	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 10, 2005 0:26:33 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Admin on Dec 10, 2005 0:26:33 GMT burn them all

baddabing Guest	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 10, 2005 2:09:11 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by baddabing on Dec 10, 2005 2:09:11 GMT bizzielizzie said: He wont like that. It means he has to shove himself up a fairys bum ;D Ewwwwwwww pmsl watch out for yer baubles greg!! lol

Broken Angel Senior Member Posts: 825	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 10, 2005 3:04:27 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Broken Angel on Dec 10, 2005 3:04:27 GMT admin said: burn them all Awww, someone needs a hug.

specialk Forum Administrator rambling rose The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Posts: 7,978	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 10, 2005 4:09:18 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by specialk on Dec 10, 2005 4:09:18 GMT bizzielizzie said: He wont like that. It means he has to shove himself up a fairys bum ;D Ewwwwwwww how does a thread on whether you prefer real or artificial trees get to this point in only three or four posts - you are all mad

specialk Forum Administrator rambling rose The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Posts: 7,978	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 10, 2005 13:55:10 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by specialk on Dec 10, 2005 13:55:10 GMT here look a job for greg - a burner of christmas trees - it looks real exciting and you could set fire to all of them hahahaha Fake tree before during after Real tree before during after

specialk Forum Administrator rambling rose The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Posts: 7,978	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 16, 2005 14:42:40 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by specialk on Dec 16, 2005 14:42:40 GMT wow - seems like alot of these type of trees around

CmonYouSpurs Global Moderator Tottenham Hotposter I can only please one person each day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. Posts: 12,081	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 16, 2005 15:10:15 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 16, 2005 15:10:15 GMT who would want to beer a tree #roflmao# #roflmao#

specialk Forum Administrator rambling rose The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it. Posts: 7,978	Real or Artificial Tree Dec 16, 2005 15:13:45 GMT Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by specialk on Dec 16, 2005 15:13:45 GMT cmonyouspurs said: who would want to beer a tree #roflmao# #roflmao# I don't know that is why I am surprised there are so many around. can't imagine anyone on here would want one. ;D #drunk# #drunk# #drunk# #drunk# #drunk# #drunk#

Post by specialk on Dec 9, 2005 9:49:00 GMT

Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 9, 2005 10:17:15 GMT

Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Dec 9, 2005 18:12:15 GMT

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Post by Admin on Dec 10, 2005 0:26:33 GMT

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Post by Broken Angel on Dec 10, 2005 3:04:27 GMT

Post by specialk on Dec 10, 2005 4:09:18 GMT

Post by specialk on Dec 10, 2005 13:55:10 GMT

Post by specialk on Dec 16, 2005 14:42:40 GMT

Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 16, 2005 15:10:15 GMT

Post by specialk on Dec 16, 2005 15:13:45 GMT