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Jan 31, 2006 12:27:10 GMT
Post by specialk on Jan 31, 2006 12:27:10 GMT
lol they all made me laugh thanks lis #jump# #jump# #jump# #jump#
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Jan 31, 2006 22:45:49 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jan 31, 2006 22:45:49 GMT
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie and had begun to hand-crank it to ensure all areas were evenly done.
It was now getting golden brown and juices were causing some flames to lick the chicken as he turned it.
Just then, a drunk stumbled into the guy's yard, looked at the scene and exclaimed... "Hey buddy, not only is your music box not making any music, but your monkey's on fire!"
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Feb 1, 2006 11:22:26 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 1, 2006 11:22:26 GMT
heheheheheh funny one kev
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."
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Feb 1, 2006 11:30:27 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 1, 2006 11:30:27 GMT
;D
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Feb 1, 2006 23:06:32 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 1, 2006 23:06:32 GMT
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.
The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh."
The Husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep.
A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Feb 2, 2006 11:59:29 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 2, 2006 11:59:29 GMT
your getting worse............is victor knocking on your door yet ;D
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Feb 2, 2006 12:07:34 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 2, 2006 12:07:34 GMT
your getting worse............is victor knocking on your door yet ;D it's all a ploy I am trying to provoke a reaction - see if he is awake - watch my warning percentage go up - I like the little pinky red stripe under my name
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Feb 2, 2006 12:13:24 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 2, 2006 12:13:24 GMT
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. Thus, he calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
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Feb 2, 2006 12:35:50 GMT
Post by happy on Feb 2, 2006 12:35:50 GMT
#eek# #eek# #eek# #eek# #eek# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 2, 2006 12:38:22 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 2, 2006 12:38:22 GMT
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Feb 2, 2006 12:55:56 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 2, 2006 12:55:56 GMT
;D ;D............how far can we go............. ;D ;D
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Feb 2, 2006 21:53:14 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 2, 2006 21:53:14 GMT
hello victor ;D
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