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Feb 2, 2006 21:53:48 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 2, 2006 21:53:48 GMT
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh, Fu*k mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fu*king Coco Pops."
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Feb 2, 2006 22:17:14 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 2, 2006 22:17:14 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# very good kev hahaha
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Feb 3, 2006 11:37:57 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 3, 2006 11:37:57 GMT
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. "My son was born on St George's Day," commented the Englishman. "So we obviously decided to call him George." "That's a real coincidence," remarked the Scot. "My son was born on St Andrew's Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew." "That's incredible, what a coincidence," said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
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Feb 3, 2006 16:10:07 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 3, 2006 16:10:07 GMT
lol #jump# #jump# #jump# #jump#
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Feb 3, 2006 16:10:33 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 3, 2006 16:10:33 GMT
A blonde in a maths lesson
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Feb 3, 2006 16:20:37 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 3, 2006 16:20:37 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Feb 5, 2006 14:48:25 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 5, 2006 14:48:25 GMT
A blonde in a maths lesson #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 5, 2006 14:55:26 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 5, 2006 14:55:26 GMT
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're all staring at a man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, but not one of them recognise him, and they are getting annoyed. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "Ahhh bejeesus, its Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: "My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!" Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle." Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Eh, back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit."
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Feb 5, 2006 23:34:05 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 5, 2006 23:34:05 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Feb 6, 2006 19:23:01 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 6, 2006 19:23:01 GMT
Dads Job
A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.
Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail."
Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do?"
Johnny says: "My Dad is dead."
"I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?"
"He turned blue and sh*t on the carpet
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Feb 7, 2006 15:57:41 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 7, 2006 15:57:41 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 7, 2006 16:11:48 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 7, 2006 16:11:48 GMT
toasted and spursy - you are both off your trolley but hehehehehe good jokes #jump# #jump# #jump# #jump# #jump#
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