Post by toasted on Oct 4, 2005 13:47:52 GMT
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Cop. Being a typical lawyer, he thinks he is smarter than the Cop so he decides to have some fun at the Cop’s expense.
Cop says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "Exactly! License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is the law says you have to come to a full and complete stop. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "I’ll make you a deal. If you can show me the legal difference between slowdown and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says, "Certainly. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving c*ap out of the Lawyer. All the while, the Cop kept saying...
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
Cop says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Cop says, "Exactly! License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Cop says, "The difference is the law says you have to come to a full and complete stop. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "I’ll make you a deal. If you can show me the legal difference between slowdown and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you can give me the ticket. If not you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says, "Certainly. Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the Cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving c*ap out of the Lawyer. All the while, the Cop kept saying...
"DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"
......stop or slow down 
