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Post by toasted on Oct 12, 2005 14:12:50 GMT
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 12, 2005 16:25:23 GMT
Simpson's Quotes
Moe: "I'll use your head as a bucket and paint my house with your brains"
Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Homer: "To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life's problems"
Homer: "Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers."
Homer: "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."
Homer: "Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"
Homer: "All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one"
Ralph Wiggum: "when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."
Homer: "Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
Homer: "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."
Homer: "I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb."
Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."
Homer: "'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
Homer: "You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
Bart: "There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
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Post by toasted on Oct 12, 2005 16:48:14 GMT
Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
hahahaha #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by Autumn Bound on Oct 12, 2005 18:37:30 GMT
"Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no."
hehe
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Post by baddabing on Oct 18, 2005 0:52:01 GMT
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." woooohooooo!  |
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