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Post by specialk on Nov 29, 2005 0:26:16 GMT
01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.
04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.
05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least:
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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Post by toasted on Nov 29, 2005 0:35:19 GMT
I am definately going to try 2 and 12...I already do 11 ;D
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Nov 29, 2005 0:35:24 GMT
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 29, 2005 0:46:04 GMT
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Post by toasted on Nov 29, 2005 1:01:04 GMT
hahahaha ;D
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Post by happy on Nov 29, 2005 9:02:03 GMT
Haha nr 2 is common in IKEA kids love it (sod´em)
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Post by peacesells on Nov 29, 2005 10:12:55 GMT
Done 2 rather often ;D especially with try me toys in supermarkets
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 29, 2005 11:36:08 GMT
you wanna see their faces at checkout ;D
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Post by toasted on Nov 29, 2005 17:25:49 GMT
lol OK try this one. Fill your shopping trolley to the top with packs of beer. Put a single pack of nappies(diapers for our American cousins x ) on top . Go to the check out.When prompted to pay pretend you are just short and ask if you can put one thing back. When they say yes,give them the Nappies. You should see the look ;D#laugh# #laugh# ;D
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Post by Little*Chick* on Nov 29, 2005 18:28:35 GMT
lol i luv number 12 lolololol pmsl
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Post by toasted on Nov 29, 2005 23:10:38 GMT
I tried number 4 earlier today and they had security escort me from the premises. #laugh#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 30, 2005 0:24:27 GMT
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