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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 5, 2006 16:56:07 GMT
A young couple was making passionate love in a van which was complete with shag carpets and a double mattress. Suddenly, the kinky girl yelled out, "Oh, big boy, whip me, whip me!" The man didn't want to pass up this unique opportunity. So, in a flash of inspiration, he ran outside and snapped the aerial from the hood of the van. He then proceeded to whip her until they both collapsed in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
A week later, the girl noticed that the marks left by the kinky sex were beginning to fester, so she went to the doctor. The doctor took one look at her wounds and said, "I don't suppose you got these marks while having kinky sex."
The embarrassed girl admitted, "Yes, sir, they are." The doctor nodded and remarked, "I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring I've never seen such a bad case of van aerial disease."
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Post by specialk on Jul 5, 2006 20:53:49 GMT
hahaha now that made me laugh hehehehee ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 6, 2006 15:49:56 GMT
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication!
#clapping# #clapping#
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Post by specialk on Jul 6, 2006 17:23:35 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
that is now my fav joke lol
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Post by reg on Jul 7, 2006 9:34:37 GMT
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you." The grasshopper replies, "Really? Is it called Kevin?"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 8, 2006 16:18:09 GMT
#confused0006# #confused0006#
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Post by reg on Jul 13, 2006 9:50:04 GMT
What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? No thanks, I'm stuffed.
What do sneezes wear on their feet? Ahhh-shoes.
What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile? An animal that talks your head off.
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Post by wonderwoman on Jul 13, 2006 16:12:32 GMT
oh dear
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Post by reg on Jul 17, 2006 18:33:15 GMT
Did you hear about the sexy Prawn who started working out? He pulled a mussel
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Post by big sheep on Jul 18, 2006 7:41:48 GMT
Did you hear about the sexy Prawn who started working out? He pulled a mussel lol lol lol lol lol A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna c*ap your pants when you hear what the price is."
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Post by reg on Jul 18, 2006 13:53:03 GMT
Would that be what ya call a MAT finish ;D
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jul 20, 2006 18:49:13 GMT
A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose. The husband said to his wife, "I think it's raining." The wife replied, "No, that felt like snow to me, dear." The husband said, "No, I'm sure that it was just rain." They were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then, they saw a minor communist party official walking towards them. The husband said, "Let's not fight about it. Let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing." As Comrade Rudolph approached, the husband said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?" Comrade Rudolph answered, "It's raining, of course." As Comrade Rudolph walked away, the wife still insisted that it was snowing. The husband finally said, "Dear, you are wrong. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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