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Post by reg on Jul 26, 2006 11:54:17 GMT
A pharmacist comes back from his break and sees a man leaning against the wall, his face strained and nervous. He asks his assistant: "What's wrong with that man over there?"
"He came in looking for cough medicine,” she replies. “I couldn't find any, so I gave him a whole bottle of laxatives."
"Oh great!” steamed the pharmacist. “He is going to sue us now. You don’t give laxatives to a person with a cough!"
“Well,” said the clerk defensively, “look at him. He’s afraid to cough!”
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Post by specialk on Jul 28, 2006 2:41:46 GMT
:)lol
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Post by wonderwoman on Jul 28, 2006 13:03:02 GMT
what do you get if you cross a rottweiler with a collie? a dog that will bite your arm off but then will go and get help
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Post by baddabing on Jul 28, 2006 15:40:16 GMT
A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.
She did...
And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now...
Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
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"Now. Tell him you have a headache." #clapping# #laugh#
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Post by specialk on Jul 28, 2006 18:55:01 GMT
hehehehee #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on Jul 29, 2006 10:03:22 GMT
what do you get if you cross a rottweiler with a collie? a dog that will bite your arm off but then will go and get help this really made me giggle
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Post by specialk on Aug 1, 2006 10:20:05 GMT
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
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Post by baddabing on Aug 1, 2006 15:41:25 GMT
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. that's a (fire) cracker
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 2, 2006 11:37:22 GMT
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on Aug 2, 2006 12:12:56 GMT
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Aug 2, 2006 15:23:51 GMT
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall *manhood*roach standing there! The *manhood*roach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach was there again! The *manhood*roach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!"
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Post by specialk on Aug 2, 2006 15:51:36 GMT
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, there was a 6 foot tall *manhood*roach standing there! The *manhood*roach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off! The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang again. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach was there again! This time, it punched him, kicked him and karate chopped him before running away! The third evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach was there again! The *manhood*roach leapt at him and bit him several times before running off! The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and phoned for an ambulance. He was rushed to the emergency room, where the doctors saved his life. The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, and the man explained about the 6 foot tall *manhood*roach's attacks. The doctor thought for a moment and said, "Yes, there's been a nasty bug going around!" hahahahaha - not sure if the manhoodroach thing adds to it or not lol
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