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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 29, 2006 22:00:02 GMT
;D
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Post by WAR on Mar 29, 2006 22:24:52 GMT
Q. What's a 6.9?
A. A sixty-niner interrupted by a period.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 29, 2006 22:27:15 GMT
#laugh#
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Post by specialk on Mar 29, 2006 22:34:10 GMT
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Post by specialk on Mar 31, 2006 9:04:42 GMT
Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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Post by reg on Mar 31, 2006 10:14:29 GMT
A lady went into a butcher shop complaining about some hot dogs she had just bought. "The middle is meat," she exclaimed, "but the ends are sawdust!"
"Well," said the butcher. "These days it's hard to make ends meat."
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 1, 2006 17:16:48 GMT
#laugh# #laugh#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 2, 2006 10:30:20 GMT
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, and then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, and then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!"
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Post by reg on Apr 2, 2006 12:00:23 GMT
Eve: "Did you hear the latest about Jane Simmons who lives over on the next block? " Sheli: " No, what about her?" Eve: "She had triplets. Then not two weeks later, she had twins." Sheli: "That's Impossible.! How did it happen?" Eve: "One of the triplets got lost."
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Apr 2, 2006 20:12:12 GMT
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, and then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, and then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!" PMSL #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 3, 2006 7:25:24 GMT
Grandma and Grandpa are having an anniversary dinner when Grandpa says "Do you remember the first time that we made love? It was 50 years ago, behind the tavern next door. You leaned up against the fence and I made sweet love to you." "Yes," she replies, "I remember it well." "Well, why don't we do it again for old times' sake?" he asks, and she agrees. A bemused police officer overhears them and decides to keep an eye on the pair to make sure there's no trouble. Behind the tavern, he observes the couple drop there pants. The wife grabs the fence and suddenly the two begin having the most furious, athletic sex the cop has ever seen. It lasts for a full hour, jerking and thrusting violently until, finally, the two of them collapse, panting. Amazed, the cop approaches them. "That was something else?" he says. "How do you muster such energy at your age?" The old man replies..... "Fifty years ago, that fu**ing fence wasn't electrified."
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Post by specialk on Apr 3, 2006 23:03:26 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
all of them are hilarious but the old electric fence one - ouch hehehehe
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