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Post by wonderwoman on May 24, 2006 11:34:25 GMT
#roflmao# these soo tickle me
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Post by reg on May 24, 2006 11:44:26 GMT
If fruit comes from a friut tree, what kind of tree does a chicken come from ? A Poul tree
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Post by wonderwoman on May 24, 2006 11:50:40 GMT
What's a flea's favorite way to travel?
Itch-hiking.
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 11:50:49 GMT
ouch reg - here's a bad one for you... I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere! I am ready to continue...
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Post by wonderwoman on May 24, 2006 11:52:04 GMT
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
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Post by specialk on May 24, 2006 11:53:18 GMT
lol nutter #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on May 24, 2006 11:54:00 GMT
ouch reg - here's a bad one for you... I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere! I am ready to continue... lol hahahahahahahaa
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Post by reg on May 24, 2006 11:57:15 GMT
One day, two snakes were going along their way. The first snakes asks, "Are we poisonous?" The second snake says, "I don't know. Why?" The first one replies, "Because I just bit my tongue."
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 11:59:32 GMT
One day, two snakes were going along their way. The first snakes asks, "Are we poisonous?" The second snake says, "I don't know. Why?" The first one replies, "Because I just bit my tongue." ouch my sides #roflmao#
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Post by baddabing on May 24, 2006 12:03:46 GMT
welcome to cornville - home of the corny gag.
What kinda sandwich does a shark eat?
Peanutbutter and Jellyfish.
#roflmao#
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Post by specialk on May 24, 2006 12:04:39 GMT
One day, two snakes were going along their way. The first snakes asks, "Are we poisonous?" The second snake says, "I don't know. Why?" The first one replies, "Because I just bit my tongue." ouch my sides #roflmao# am really laughing out loud at that one hahahahah omg hehehehehe
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Post by wonderwoman on May 24, 2006 12:05:54 GMT
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
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