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Post by specialk on Mar 15, 2006 14:51:56 GMT
KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) > >Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and >while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. > >Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up >and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her >head. > >One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and >walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she >looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that >she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in >for over an hour. > >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors >were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they >final ly got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back >of her head. > >A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud >noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back >of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the >dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly >recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone >noticed and came to her aid. > > >Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Mar 15, 2006 15:59:57 GMT
crumbs.......... #pat# #pat# #pat# #pat#
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Post by happy on Mar 15, 2006 20:47:47 GMT
#jump#
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Post by Little*Chick* on Apr 1, 2006 12:57:50 GMT
omg hahahaha
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