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Post by specialk on Apr 4, 2006 21:50:03 GMT
had such a laugh with the kids today with these jokes - you know the standard one am sure what do you call a man with a spade in his head Doug do you know any more my fav of the day was what do you call a chinese lady with a food processor on her head? blenda  |
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 5, 2006 8:40:39 GMT
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who lives in a bush? Russell What do you call a man with no legs? Neil What do you call a man without a spade in his head? Douglas What do you call a woman with no arms or legs on a bar-b-que grill? Patty.............  |
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Post by happy on Apr 5, 2006 9:33:21 GMT
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your mailbox? Bill What do you call a one legged lady? Eileen  What do you call a lady with both legs the same length? Nolene. this is good: What do you call a man who sits at your front door? Matt. |
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Post by specialk on Apr 6, 2006 0:34:06 GMT
hahahaha I haven't seen many of those before love the eileen and noleen ones and patty hehehehehe what do you call a man with a rabbit up his bottom warren |
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Apr 6, 2006 16:09:21 GMT
What do you call aman with no arms or legs in the water?
Bob
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
Then there's the others!!!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
D'ya think 'e saurus
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Post by specialk on Apr 6, 2006 16:44:16 GMT
hahahah this is my fav so far What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? D'ya think 'e saurus |
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Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Apr 6, 2006 22:06:14 GMT
What about the dinosaur with one eye and a dog?
D'ya think 'e saur us Rex!!!!
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Apr 6, 2006 23:43:13 GMT
what do you call a dinosaur who just ate a vindaloo
megasaura*se
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Post by specialk on Apr 6, 2006 23:47:42 GMT
what do you call a dinosaur who just ate a vindaloo megasaura*se #jump# #jump# #jump# #jump# are you making these up hehehe |
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