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Post by baddabing on Apr 18, 2006 10:29:27 GMT
I love these jokes...
If you have any doctor doctor jokes then add them.
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil ?till I get there
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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Post by baddabing on Apr 18, 2006 10:35:26 GMT
"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?" "Yes, of course..." "Great! I never could before!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, what can I do? I think I'm a pair of curtains?" "Pull yourself together man!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge?" "What's come over you?" "Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach."
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"Doctor, Doctor ,I think I'm god..." "How did that start?" "In the beginning there was darkness......"
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"Doctor, Doctor, Can I have second opinion?" "Of course, come back tomorrow!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I think I've broken my neck" "Don't worry - keep your chin up!"
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Doctor Doctor, my daughter has just swallowed my pen - what shall I do?" "Use a pencil!"
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"Doctor Doctor, what can I do? Everyone thinks I'm a liar..." "I find that very hard to believe!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards..." "I'll deal with you later!"
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"Doctor, Doctor ,you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking!" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really - I spill most of it!"
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"Doctor, Doctor ,my irregular heartbeat is really frightening me." "Don't worry - we'll soon put a stop to it!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, Please help me. I think I'm invisible...." "Next Please!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bell?" "Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a cat..." "How long has this been going on?" "Oh, since I was a kitten I guess!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I've got insomnia" "Just sit on the edge of the bed. You'll soon drop off!"
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"Doctor, Doctor, I've got wind! Can you give me something?" "Yes - here's a kite!"
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Post by reg on Apr 18, 2006 10:54:40 GMT
I went to the doctors he said omg Reg the last time I saw a belly like that it was on a pregnant woman !
I said it has been and she was #roflmao#
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Post by baddabing on Apr 18, 2006 10:59:09 GMT
I went to the doctors he said omg Reg the last time I saw a belly like that it was on a pregnant woman ! I said it has been and she was #roflmao# hehehe
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Post by reg on Apr 18, 2006 11:16:21 GMT
I went to the doctors he said omg Reg the last time I saw a belly like that it was on a pregnant woman ! I said it has been and she was #roflmao# hehehe Looks like something back fired hmmmmmm #roflmao#
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