"Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply

[CmonYouSpurs]

Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply




I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to
get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

I'm not really out of the office. I'm just ignoring you

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the
office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at
all.

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management

I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me
until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail
will be deleted in the order it was received.

Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message

The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try
sending again.' The beauty of it is that when I return, I can see how
many in-duh-viduals did this over and over.

Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queueing system.
You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in
approximately 19 weeks.

Please reply to this e-mail so I will know that you got this message. I
am on holiday. Your e-mail has been deleted.

Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC
for my response.

Hi! I'm busy negotiating the salary for my new job. Don't bother to
leave me any messages.

I've run away to join a different circus.

[specialk]

lol love this one

I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons.
When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Steve'.'

[Admin]

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management


Love it.. #clapping#

[martin]

admin said:

Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain
removed so that I may be promoted to management


Love it.. #clapping#

is that because there is truth in that? ;D

[CmonYouSpurs]

You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.


this one is just too true

[martin]

no wonder i cant get hold of you, now i know! #laugh# #laugh#

[CmonYouSpurs]

martin said:

no wonder i cant get hold of you, now i know! #laugh# #laugh#

talk to a gooner