All Sport Jokes

[CmonYouSpurs]

had to start with an Ar senal one ;D


With ar sene Wenger contemplating a move to Spain to become Real Madrid boss, we thought we'd help him get used to the new lingo he'll have to use while he's over there:

I did not see the incident - No si el blatente elbowdo

It looked like a penalty - Esta olympico diving campionos

Can we buy Pascal Cygan? - ¿El wante c rapos defendios?

What, not even Ray Parlour? - ¿Qué, no girlé hairos?

How about Sol Campbell? - ¿Homo el wante updias?

There are no easy games - ¿Qué Sunderland?

We'll go unbeaten - Muchos c ockious

It's still in our hands - Muchos sh itipants

It's not in our hands – Martin Keown

We are still the best - Speakos mi arsos

I am still committed to this club - Taxi para Airporto!

[CmonYouSpurs]

During one International match, the referee found himself constantly being barracked by one particular member of the crowd.

When this spectator shouted, 'Oi, ref- that was a foul! Are you blind or something!' the referee strode over to the stands and said,

'What did you say just then?' 'Blimey!' said the spectator, 'he's not only blind - he's deaf as well!'

[martin]

#banghead# #banghead# #banghead#

[specialk]

A rugby referee died and went to heaven. Stopped by St Peter at the gates he was told that only brave people who had performed heroic deeds and had the courage of their convictions could enter. If the ref could describe a situation in his life where he had shown these characteristics, he would be allowed in.

"Well," said the ref, "I was reffing a game between Northern Transvaal and Natal at Loftus Versveld. Northerns were 2 points ahead, 1 minute to go. The Natal wing made a break, passed inside to his lock. The lock was driven on by his forwards, passed out to the flanker who ducked blind and went over in the corner. However, the flanker dropped the ball before he could ground it, and as Natal were clearly the better side all game, I ruled that he had dropped the ball down, not forward, and awarded the try."

"OK, that was fairly brave of you, but I will have to check it in the book." says Peter, and disappears to look it up. When he comes back he says "Sorry, there is no record of this. Can you help me to trace it? When did all this happen?"

The ref looked at his watch and replied "45 seconds ago."

[CmonYouSpurs]

Officials of Iraq have claimed that Saddam Hussein hasn't been killed and is still alive by showing the leader giving an interview which was said to be live...

He said "To prove I am still alive, Liverpool were total sh**e on Saturday."

The British Government said, "That could have been recorded months ago."


#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#

[martin]

#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#

he could of re-worded that and used spurs instead and it would of been true

[reg]

PUMA have defended their decision to produce Tottenham’s third kit in the much-maligned colour of all brown. “At least they now look how they play,”

[specialk]

reg said:

PUMA have defended their decision to produce Tottenham’s third kit in the much-maligned colour of all brown. “At least they now look how they play,”

my oh my we are such a wit this morning arn't we lol

[martin]

reg said:

PUMA have defended their decision to produce Tottenham’s third kit in the much-maligned colour of all brown. “At least they now look how they play,”

#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#

[specialk]

news headline says:

Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says

[reg]

The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "a*senal" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"

[CmonYouSpurs]

martin said:

#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#

he could of re-worded that and used spurs instead and it would of been true