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Post by big sheep on Dec 15, 2006 9:08:49 GMT
A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
"Well, Johnny" says the Judge, "Would you like to live with your Mother?"
"No" replied Johnny, "she hits me all the time"
"Well then," the Judge continues, "Would you like to live your your Father?"
"No" replied Johnny again, "He hits me all the time too!"
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy "Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?"
"I'd like to live with Liverpool Football Club" the boy replied quickly.
"Why on earth would you want to live with the Liverpool Football Club?" replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
"Well" replied Johnny, "They never beat anyone"
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jan 20, 2007 11:06:26 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Jan 20, 2007 11:07:06 GMT
It was only the fourth week of the season and Ars enal's new goalkeeper had already let in twenty-seven goals. He was having a drink in a pub one night when a man approached him and said, 'I've been watching you play, son, and I think I might be able to help you.' 'Are you a trainer?' said the young goalkeeper hopefully. 'No,' said the stranger, 'I'm an optician........
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