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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 6, 2006 13:23:06 GMT
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "a*senal" are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!" #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 6, 2006 13:23:51 GMT
PUMA have defended their decision to produce Tottenham’s third kit in the much-maligned colour of all brown. “At least they now look how they play,” Ho Ho Ho hohoho A man and his wife went to the ticket office at Stoke City football ground and, handing over a £20 note, said "Two, please." "Thank you," said the man at the ticket office. "Would you like the goalkeeper and the centre forward, or are there two other players you'd like to buy instead?" #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on Dec 6, 2006 16:16:04 GMT
Three old football fans are in a church, praying for their teams. The first one asks, "Oh Lord, when will England next win the World Cup?". God Replies, "In the next five years" "But I'll be dead by then", says the man. The second one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Man Utd next win the European Cup?". I'll The Good Lord answers, "In the next ten years". "But I'll be dead by then", says the man. The third one asks, "Oh Lord, when will Tottenham win the Premier League?". God Answers, "I will be dead by then!"
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 6, 2006 17:24:55 GMT
Last year, my aged Great Aunt, who is more than a bit senile, gave me a Stoke City season ticket for Christmas. Not wanting it, I took it down to the Britannia Stadium, and nailed it to the gates. A couple of weeks later, I had a change of heart, and decided that it was stupid to give something as valuable as that to any old stranger, so I went to retrieve the prized item. When I returned however it was too late. Some creep had nicked the nail.
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on Dec 7, 2006 14:03:26 GMT
Q: What's the difference between a Spurs fan and a supermarket trolley?
A: The trolley has a mind of it's own.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 8, 2006 11:25:09 GMT
Q. What's the similarity between Stoke City and a 3-pin plug?
A. They're both useless in Europe.
#roflmao# #roflmao#
Q.What's the difference between a hedgehog and the Ars enal team bus?
A. The Ars enal bus has more p ricks #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on Dec 8, 2006 11:55:30 GMT
How do you make a Gunners fan run?
A: Build a job centre.
Why do Spurs fans plant potatoes round the edge of White Hart Lane?
A: So they have Something to lift at the end of the season.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 12, 2006 22:03:11 GMT
A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.
"Well," replies the man, "the Tottenham ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Ars enal ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on Dec 13, 2006 12:28:37 GMT
do tourists really go to north london if so why? lol
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel.
"Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver."
"I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart."
"I support Ar senal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 14, 2006 17:42:40 GMT
David Beckham walks into a sperm donor bank.
"I'd like to donate some sperm," he says to the receptionist.
"Certainly, Sir," she replies. "Have you donated before?"
"Yes," replies Beckham, "you should have my details on your computer."
"Oh, Yes, I've found your details," says the receptionist, "but I see you're going to need help. Shall I call Posh Spice for you?"
"Why do I need help to donate sperm?" asks Beckham.
"Well," the receptionist replies, "it says on your record that you're a useless wa*ker."
#clapping# #clapping# #clapping# #clapping#
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Post by big sheep on Dec 15, 2006 7:46:42 GMT
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martin
Minor Meet God
Christmas comes early
Secret Spurs Fan
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Post by martin on Dec 15, 2006 8:22:55 GMT
Oh how True!
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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