Nursery Rhymes For Kids........Maybe?

[reg]

Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.

[CmonYouSpurs]

Mary had a little ram

She also had a bull

Three horses and an Elephant

She has no shame at all



She had them here

She had them there

She had not a shred of morality

'Cos Mary was a real pervert

and into bestiality

[reg]

jack and jill went up da hill for some hanky panky
silly jill forgot her pill
and now theres little franky

[CmonYouSpurs]

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, coz he was gay.

[specialk]

where do you two find these lol cracking up laughing here - love the pylon one hahahahahah

[reg]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his front teeth are missing

[CmonYouSpurs]

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

[CmonYouSpurs]

Mary had a little lamb,
It leapt around in hops.
It frolicked on the road one day
And finished up as chops.

[specialk]

cmonyouspurs said:

Mary had a little lamb,
It leapt around in hops.
It frolicked on the road one day
And finished up as chops.

lol

( I love that word frolicked)

[reg]

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

[martin]

#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #welldone#

[reg]

There was a young girl from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not pretty and pink,
As you probably think.
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass