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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 11, 2006 18:23:14 GMT
Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn.
Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.
Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's a*se and turned it's wool to nylon
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you d***head.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, Said "F**k him, He's only an egg.
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Mary Mary quite contrary, Trim your m****e - it's far too hairy
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs, Mary had another skirt it was split right up the front needless to say she didn't wear it very often...
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on Sept 11, 2006 21:16:14 GMT
Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides And every time that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs, Mary had another skirt it was split right up the front needless to say she didn't wear it very often...
my fav this one lol
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Post by reg on Sept 21, 2006 9:50:12 GMT
Mary had a little lamb Its feet as black as charcoal Anything it wouldnt eat She pushed it up its ars---- ;D
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Post by specialk on Sept 22, 2006 7:31:18 GMT
hehe mary had a little lamb she also had a duck she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fall off ...................
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Sept 29, 2006 10:28:08 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
Mary Mary quite contrairy how does your garden grow? Listen you prat i live in a flat so how the damn do i know.
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 13, 2006 12:51:59 GMT
mary had a little lamb, full of fun and frolicks, it jumped the garden shed one night and landed on it's bollicks.
;D #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Post by specialk on Oct 18, 2006 16:41:56 GMT
Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her a*se Now two of his front teeth are missing
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Post by martin on Oct 18, 2006 18:37:53 GMT
poor jack
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 23, 2006 10:20:58 GMT
lucky Jill ;D
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Post by reg on Oct 24, 2006 10:00:21 GMT
Simple Simon met a pieman going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pieman "What have u got there?" Said the pieman unto Simon Pies you d***head.
Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its a*se and turned its wool to nylon
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 24, 2006 18:39:14 GMT
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider who sat down beside her and said: "What's in the bowl *girl dog*?"
#clapping# #clapping#
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Post by specialk on Oct 24, 2006 20:12:34 GMT
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