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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 13, 2006 18:48:24 GMT
The queen of hearts She made some tarts All on a summer's day. The knave of hearts He stole those tarts And ate them all away. The queen of hearts Woke up with a start And chased the knave at bay; But the knave of hearts Gave out a fart And killed the queen right-away.
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Post by specialk on Nov 13, 2006 20:56:13 GMT
I worry about you two I really do lol
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Post by reg on Nov 14, 2006 14:03:20 GMT
Mary had a little lamb, and its fleece was very red, the reason for this you see, it had a pick axe thro its head
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Post by specialk on Nov 14, 2006 15:04:42 GMT
Mary had a little lamb, and its fleece was very red, the reason for this you see, it had a pick axe thro its head hahahahahah now that made me laugh alot
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martin
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Post by martin on Nov 14, 2006 19:41:24 GMT
#sad2# no ickle lamb
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Post by specialk on Nov 15, 2006 23:02:26 GMT
hmmmmmm it's ok martin it's only a story - it did not happen really. And that leg of lamb you sometimes have on your plate! It never really was a fluffy white baby skipping around the fields without a care in the world. No honest they make that stuff up (oh lord)
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 16, 2006 11:23:04 GMT
Hickory d***ory dock Three mice ran up the clock The clock struck one - and the other two ran away with minor injuries.
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martin
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Post by martin on Nov 22, 2006 18:57:55 GMT
hmmmmmm it's ok martin it's only a story - it did not happen really. And that leg of lamb you sometimes have on your plate! It never really was a fluffy white baby skipping around the fields without a care in the world. No honest they make that stuff up (oh lord) oh thats ok then!
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Post by reg on Nov 23, 2006 15:01:44 GMT
One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And rushed to save the two dead boys. A paralyzed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a rubber wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all. (If you don't believe this lie is true, Ask the blind man -- he saw it too!)
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martin
Minor Meet God
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Post by martin on Nov 23, 2006 17:53:58 GMT
#Whut# #roflmao#
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Post by reg on Nov 24, 2006 12:23:56 GMT
Old Mother Hubbard Was found in her cupboard, Her flesh eaten Through to the bone. When they discovered Old Father Hubbard 'Said, "*girl dog* wouldn't" "Leave me alone."
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Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 25, 2006 15:24:37 GMT
Sinful Simon
Met a Pie Man
Going to the Fair
The Pie man took
One look at Simon
And said
"Hi, I love your hair"
Now Sinful Simon
And the Pie Man
Share a flat together
Cos they are both
Raving Queens
And Simon's into Leather
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