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Nov 1, 2005 10:56:15 GMT
Post by t on Nov 1, 2005 10:56:15 GMT
LOL good one SK
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Nov 1, 2005 15:56:45 GMT
Post by reg on Nov 1, 2005 15:56:45 GMT
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."
The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!"
The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"
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Nov 1, 2005 16:54:00 GMT
Post by specialk on Nov 1, 2005 16:54:00 GMT
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" hahahahahah poor bloke ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Nov 1, 2005 19:57:49 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 1, 2005 19:57:49 GMT
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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Nov 1, 2005 20:33:06 GMT
Post by Little*Chick* on Nov 1, 2005 20:33:06 GMT
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!" lmao
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Nov 2, 2005 11:49:45 GMT
Post by reg on Nov 2, 2005 11:49:45 GMT
Topless Sunbather A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant. "Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on."
"Why? I'm not disturbing anybody."
"Ma'am. You're on the skylight."
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Nov 2, 2005 17:12:13 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 2, 2005 17:12:13 GMT
Topless Sunbather A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun her back, her bikini top fell off. She didn't care so much, though, because nobody ever came up to the roof anyway. Which is why she was surprised when she heard footsteps. It was the maitre'd from the restaurant. "Ma'am," he said, "we were all wondering if you could put your top back on." "Why? I'm not disturbing anybody." "Ma'am. You're on the skylight."
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Nov 3, 2005 11:26:42 GMT
Post by specialk on Nov 3, 2005 11:26:42 GMT
hahahahahahah funny one R
Doctor goes into George Best and says well George I have some good news and some bad news.
He says ok give me the bad news first and the doctor says well I am sorry but you only have an hour to live
oh says George what the hell is the good news?
the doc says "It's happy hour"
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Nov 3, 2005 12:10:09 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 3, 2005 12:10:09 GMT
hahahahahahah funny one R Doctor goes into George Best and says well George I have some good news and some bad news. He says ok give me the bad news first and the doctor says well I am sorry but you only have an hour to live oh says George what the hell is the good news? the doc says "It's happy hour" ..hehe just received that on my mobile yesterday
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Nov 4, 2005 15:22:37 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 4, 2005 15:22:37 GMT
The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed. The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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Nov 7, 2005 15:14:11 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Nov 7, 2005 15:14:11 GMT
A middle aged woman standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband. "I look, horrible. I'm fat, my boobs and my backside are getting more saggy by the day, I find a new wrinkle every morning and I think I'll have to go up yet ANOTHER dress size." Sitting down with her head in her hands she continues, "I just feel so old and ugly... can you please at least pay me one compliment" The husband replies..... "Well if it's any consolation, your eyesight's f**king spot on!!" #laugh# #laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Nov 7, 2005 15:27:47 GMT
Post by specialk on Nov 7, 2005 15:27:47 GMT
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