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Dec 8, 2005 14:27:39 GMT
Post by reg on Dec 8, 2005 14:27:39 GMT
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer,and at a point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him 2 enter his password, he made it obvious to his wife that he was keying in.+*manhood*+
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
"PASSWORD NOT LONG ENOUGH"
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Dec 12, 2005 13:10:59 GMT
Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Dec 12, 2005 13:10:59 GMT
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a "man about town" so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.
Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. As Pedro was undressing Maria said, "Oh Pedro, what is that?" Pedro, being very quick thinking, said, "Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these." And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Maria was happy.
The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Maria was on the front porch, obviously upset about something.
"Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, but today I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he has one, too."
Thinking fast, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those."
Maria accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night.
Pedro went off to work again, the next morning and, when he returned home, there was Maria, very upset, stamping her foot on the porch.
Pedro said, "Maria, what is the matter now?"
"Pedro, you gave Gonzalez the better one!!"
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Dec 12, 2005 13:16:18 GMT
Post by specialk on Dec 12, 2005 13:16:18 GMT
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Dec 12, 2005 13:29:50 GMT
Post by Little*Chick* on Dec 12, 2005 13:29:50 GMT
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Dec 12, 2005 17:43:56 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 12, 2005 17:43:56 GMT
#roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #laugh# #laugh#
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Dec 12, 2005 17:45:38 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 12, 2005 17:45:38 GMT
I rang up a local building firm today. I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' The guy said 'I'm not stopping you.'
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Dec 13, 2005 16:54:22 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 13, 2005 16:54:22 GMT
Four guys are drinking in a bar, bragging about their sons. "My son," the first one says, "started out washing cars at dealership, but now owns the dealership and just gave one of his friends four new cars of his choice!" "My son," said the second, "started out serving lunch in a real estate office, but now owns the real estate office and just gave one of his friends a new mansion!"
"My son," said the third, "started out sweeping the floors at the Stock Exchange, but now practically owns the Stock Exchange and just gave one of his friends a $1,000,000 in stock."
"Well," the fourth guy said, "my son's turned out to be a bit of a disappointment. He's a gay hairdresser and he has SEVERAL boyfriends. On the plus side, between them, they gave him four cars, a mansion, and a million dollars in stock for his birthday."
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Dec 13, 2005 18:28:25 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 13, 2005 18:28:25 GMT
LOL ouch! #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Dec 14, 2005 12:46:21 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 14, 2005 12:46:21 GMT
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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Dec 15, 2005 16:31:16 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Dec 15, 2005 16:31:16 GMT
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.
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Dec 16, 2005 1:11:09 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 16, 2005 1:11:09 GMT
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home as it is in the tavern. Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us. And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager. #roflmao# #roflmao# #drunk# #drunk# #drunk#
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Dec 16, 2005 1:17:03 GMT
Post by toasted on Dec 16, 2005 1:17:03 GMT
A man has a dog called Minton. Unfortunately, the dog keeps eating shuttlec0cks
Bad Minton! #laugh#
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