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Feb 9, 2006 19:31:17 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 9, 2006 19:31:17 GMT
POTENTIALLY
A boy came home from school one day. His father asked him how his day was and the boy said, "Well Dad, I looked stupid because I did not know the difference between potential and reality."
His dad says, "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with our next door neighbor for a million dollars."
He came back with a shocked look on his face and said, "Dad, she said, 'Yes!".
"OK son, now go and ask your sister the same question."
A few minutes later he came back, shocked again. "Dad, she said, 'Yes!' also!"
His dad told him, "There you go."
His son looked at him, puzzled. "Dad I still don't understand."
"Look son, POTENTIALLY we are multi-millionaires, but in REALITY we are dead broke and living with a couple of wh*res."
;D ;D ;D
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Feb 9, 2006 19:51:30 GMT
Post by happy on Feb 9, 2006 19:51:30 GMT
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Feb 10, 2006 9:10:04 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 10, 2006 9:10:04 GMT
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Feb 11, 2006 9:33:44 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 11, 2006 9:33:44 GMT
HYPNOTIST IN THE SENIOR CENTRE
It was entertainment night at the senior centre and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. .........................
"SH*T!" said the Hypnotist...
It took three days to clean up the senior centre
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Feb 11, 2006 11:38:02 GMT
Post by happy on Feb 11, 2006 11:38:02 GMT
#jump# #jump# #jump# #jump# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 12, 2006 22:36:24 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 12, 2006 22:36:24 GMT
LOL #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 12, 2006 22:37:52 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 12, 2006 22:37:52 GMT
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Feb 12, 2006 22:40:44 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 12, 2006 22:40:44 GMT
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Feb 12, 2006 22:41:34 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 12, 2006 22:41:34 GMT
i got hammered last night Better than getting screwed lol
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Feb 16, 2006 18:04:57 GMT
Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Feb 16, 2006 18:04:57 GMT
When I was younger I hated going to weddings...it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to comeup to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped that c*ap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Feb 16, 2006 18:07:44 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 16, 2006 18:07:44 GMT
When I was younger I hated going to weddings...it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to comeup to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped that c*ap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. LOL #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 16, 2006 18:10:35 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 16, 2006 18:10:35 GMT
How many Vietnam war veterans does it take to change a light bulb! YOU WOULD'NT KNOW MAN - YOU WEREN'T THERE ! ;D
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