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Feb 16, 2006 19:45:52 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 16, 2006 19:45:52 GMT
A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, "Hey, you don't need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery."
The lady asks, "How do I do it without surgery?"
"Just rub toilet paper between them."
Startled the lady asks, "How does that make them bigger?"
"I don't know, but it worked for your a*se."
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Feb 17, 2006 11:56:13 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 17, 2006 11:56:13 GMT
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Feb 19, 2006 21:15:54 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 19, 2006 21:15:54 GMT
#laugh# #laugh#
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Feb 20, 2006 14:25:31 GMT
Post by specialk on Feb 20, 2006 14:25:31 GMT
One day the teacher of a second grade class said,"All who think that you are dumb and don't understand much in life please stand",the room was quite and no one stirred, then a little boy finally stood up; the teacher said,"Do you really",and the little boy said,"Nah I just felt sorry for you having to stand there all by yourself."
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Feb 20, 2006 14:50:07 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 20, 2006 14:50:07 GMT
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient. "No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once." "No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!" "Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you.
;D #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 21, 2006 19:17:45 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 21, 2006 19:17:45 GMT
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me," says the patient. "No, I'm sorry, that would be against the code of ethics," says the doctor. Ten minutes later the patient says: "Doctor, please, kiss me just once." "No, I'm sorry, I just can't" he says. Five minutes later, she asks again: "Please, please kiss me!" "Look," says the doctor, "it's out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn't even be f***ing you. ;D #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 21, 2006 19:20:53 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 21, 2006 19:20:53 GMT
A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his trousers and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Feb 21, 2006 19:41:46 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 21, 2006 19:41:46 GMT
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Feb 24, 2006 18:17:15 GMT
Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Feb 24, 2006 18:17:15 GMT
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep Widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
#roflmao# #roflmao#
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Feb 24, 2006 18:21:18 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Feb 24, 2006 18:21:18 GMT
wats werry wunny
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh# #laugh#
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Feb 25, 2006 21:01:08 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 25, 2006 21:01:08 GMT
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep Widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." #roflmao# #roflmao# LOL thuper Lith
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Feb 26, 2006 16:34:29 GMT
Post by toasted on Feb 26, 2006 16:34:29 GMT
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
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