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Oct 7, 2005 9:52:24 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 7, 2005 9:52:24 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh# ..........sounds like the husband was blonde as well
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Oct 7, 2005 9:58:18 GMT
Post by specialk on Oct 7, 2005 9:58:18 GMT
#laugh# #laugh# #laugh# ..........sounds like the husband was blonde as well was going to smack you with the frying pan for that but its too early so ;D
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Oct 9, 2005 16:25:24 GMT
Post by specialk on Oct 9, 2005 16:25:24 GMT
CHURCH ORGANIST.
There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".
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Oct 9, 2005 16:45:20 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 9, 2005 16:45:20 GMT
CHURCH ORGANIST. There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday". bit of a blonde moment here cos i dont get that
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Oct 9, 2005 16:48:29 GMT
Post by toasted on Oct 9, 2005 16:48:29 GMT
CHURCH ORGANIST. There was a church that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She agreed to try it. The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday". Lucky old Vicar ..the dirty old scrote ;D
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Oct 9, 2005 16:50:53 GMT
Post by specialk on Oct 9, 2005 16:50:53 GMT
ok putting persimmons especially green ones anywhere near your mouth completely dries it out and makes you talk like you have cotton wool in your mouth- so mr vicar had obviously been sucking on something mmmmmmm
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Oct 9, 2005 16:55:28 GMT
Post by toasted on Oct 9, 2005 16:55:28 GMT
ok putting persimmons especially green ones anywhere near your mouth completely dries it out and makes you talk like you have cotton wool in your mouth- so mr vicar had obviously been sucking on something mmmmmmm I thought Persimmons used to play in goal for Ipswich?
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Oct 9, 2005 16:57:15 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 9, 2005 16:57:15 GMT
ok putting persimmons especially green ones anywhere near your mouth completely dries it out and makes you talk like you have cotton wool in your mouth- so mr vicar had obviously been sucking on something mmmmmmm hehe....... #thanx#
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Oct 9, 2005 16:57:20 GMT
Post by specialk on Oct 9, 2005 16:57:20 GMT
hahahahahah yeah a great big butter fingers. I think he was the guy who went to the doctor with a golf ball stuck up his bum. The doctor said well thats up a fair way"
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Oct 9, 2005 16:59:08 GMT
Post by CmonYouSpurs on Oct 9, 2005 16:59:08 GMT
hahahahahah yeah a great big butter fingers. I think he was the guy who went to the doctor with a golf ball stuck up his bum. The doctor said well thats up a fair way" lmao.........oldie but goldie
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Oct 9, 2005 16:59:55 GMT
Post by toasted on Oct 9, 2005 16:59:55 GMT
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Oct 12, 2005 20:52:54 GMT
Post by Bizzie Lizzie on Oct 12, 2005 20:52:54 GMT
The difference in definition between "guts" and "balls"! Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with your mates, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the bum and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."
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